Jokes

**Second Graders - Share your favorite Jokes here! Remember to sign your name. (No Last Names Please!)**


What serves ice cream faster than a speeding bullet? Scooper Man -- Liam

How do you make a kleenex dance? You put a little boogie in it. Matthew

What is red white and black??? It is a sunburned zebra.-ByYu Mei

The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?" The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."-Kyle

How can you tell when it's your dog on the phone? You can here him bark! By. Claire.C

media type="file" key="Movie 51.mov" width="300" height="300" align="right"How did John get to the North Pole? He met a Polar Bear.

What can you throw but not catch?A party.By Isabelle